if you ever say you have never went super saiyan while taking a shit, you are a god damn liar

The years between eighteen and twenty-eight are the hardest, psychologically. It’s then you realize this is make or break, you no longer have the excuse of youth, and it is time to become an adult – but you are not ready.
(via phaibooty)

(Source: omybestbeloved)


robotemperor:

smell the goddamn flower you piece of shit baby chicken

(Source: iraffiruse)

Anonymous asked:
what's your technique for fingering ?

eatpussylivehappy:

pussy poppin hidden 2 fingers no jutsu

bioticbootyshaker:

drtanner:

missmokushiroku:

thegamingmuse:

all-four-cheekbones:

n-o-r-m-a-n-d-y:

nothing makes a gamer more nervous than when the game autosaves in a seemingly harmless location

"this is an awfully convenient collection of healing items"

"why is all this ammo here"

"where did all the enemies go"

"This room has rather a lot of wide, open space in it." 

"The music stopped suddenly."

"No, there it is."

"….That’s an awful lot of bass."

(Source: missromanovs)